Raj: How about you decide this with Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock?
Kripke: What the frig is that?
Sheldon: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock was created by Internet pioneer Sam Kass as an improvement on the classic game Rock-Paper-Scissors.
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Take Your Sheldon To Work Day.
(I love his moves!)
So this was your vacation Sheldon…?
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ASDFGHJKL; she is the cutest thing ever. Can I just keep her? I swear my child will end up like this!
Awwwwww!
I hope some day when i have a baby, she would be this cute!
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Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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